I’m going to complain a little today, here I go…

I just ran out for lunch and to get my hair cut and I had to stop at an ATM to get a little cash flow. The ATM is where this boring little story goes angry. This particular ATM was not right off the street, it was in another building and it was not one of those multiple ATM rooms, it was a one ATM room, so it’s very awkward to have more than one person in the room. Which brings me to my gripe. Some jackass followed me into this tiny ATM and stood right behind, the fucker! He didn’t have to do that, he could have waited right outside the door in the warm hallway. But noooo, I had to have this tall ass, motherfucker breathing right over my shoulder. I suppose I could have said something, but I was blinded by rage at the time.

Now is just me, or isn’t it common courtesy to wait outside of an ATM while someone is making a transaction. I do that, even if it’s freezing out I’ll wait outside the ATM. Man I fucking hate people. Oh and don’t get me started on how much of a cluster-fuck religion is turning into. If a homosexual person wants to be a priest, or get married, just let them. They are not hurting anyone. And all you homosexuals out there, if your church isn’t letting you get married, or letting you be a priest, then go start your own church. Is it just me or does anyone else think the whole concept of a church is pretty abstract and in some respects pretty ridiculous.

Think about it for a second. Churches/religions have no real power other than their brainwashing effect (on the other hand that is pretty powerful), but what I’m referring to is the whole notion of, “Well the Big Head church over in England disagrees with the actions of a church in North America.” OH NO! That’s fucking terrible! A church on the other side of the world, but in the same religion as yours, disagrees with an action you took. WHO FUCKING CARES! Get a grip people, you’re a church. Blow off those fuckers on the other side of the earth and practice the religion how ever you see fit. And don’t give me this we won’t be recognized by our religion BS. It is exactly that, a religion, an abstract thought about creation and an all knowing god. As long as your parish feels they are getting what they want, who cares what the Pope, Bishops, Grand High Puba’s, or Royal Water Buffalo say, just do what you want. You have no one to answer to except your parishioners.

And on a happier not, I got a great hair cut today!

-JM